Kevin Smith

Director

Jason Mewes

Jay

Kevin Smith

Silent Bob / Kevin Smith

Harley Quinn Smith

Milly

Aparna Brielle

Jihad

Shannon Elizabeth

Justice

Brian O'Halloran

Cast Member of Clerks / Dante Hicks / Grant Hicks

Jason Lee

Brodie

Ben Affleck

Holden McNeil

Joey Lauren Adams

Alyssa Jones

Jennifer Schwalbach Smith

Mooby's Manager Miss McKenzie